so i was pretty shocked by this new toothepaste. appaerntally its "safe in smal doses'' i was a little offended that they thought that puppies needed toothepaste you could swallow. i mean whats up with that? so in protest, i downed a whole bottle of it. then it tasted like food, so i figured i better eat more, or face certain death.
It was pretty much delicious. then a genie appeared. it wanted my face, so i fought it. it won. then it occured to me that the toothepaste i'd been gorging on probabbly was giving me these hallucinations. unfortunetly by this time the crabs had already gotten to my eyes. i was in a pickle!
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